This Top 5 list came about innocently enough. I was reading Darren Rowse’s Problogger.Net blog and was looking over the latest entries to the ProBlogger’s Top 5 list. I was thinking to myself that “I wish I was a good enough blogger to post an entry“, but alas, I’m just a part time blogger that only post when I feel like it.
I then went over to one my favorite forums and was browsing through some old post when I came upon one by a poor, dumb and broke wannabe web entrepreneur. The poster was talking some smack about Shoemoney and his online money making techniques. I thought to myself, “Geez, the way some people talk about Shoe, you’d think he was the Anti-Christ”
Then, in an instant, it came to me. “Wait a minute!” I thought.
“This ShoeMoney guy just might be the Anti-Christ!”
The more I thought about it, the more it started to make sense. I felt like Darren McGavin in an episode of the Night Stalker.
Let’s examine the findings of my research and see if you agree.
- He has millions of loyal followers that hang on his every written and spoken word. They practically fall down and worship at the sight of a ShoeMoney logo.
- Have you ever noticed that he is always going to a trade show somewhere in the World? It’s obvious now that these trade shows are really super secret meetings of the Powers That Be and he is the Leader.
- No one person can make that insane amount of money online without some kind of extraordinary powers. I have a vision of Shoe sitting at a big fat leather chair overlooking scores of monitors and using his subliminal powers to make the World’s internet users go to his sites and click on the ads. That’s the only logical explanation for his success!
- Two words – Booth Babes. Nuff said
- Okay folks, really, just look at him. Would you expect someone who looks like that to be the Anti-Christ? I mean, we’d all expect someone who looked like Sylar from Heroes as the Anti-Christ, but who would suspect someone like Shoe? It fits doesn’t it! See, now you’re starting to believe it also!
Wow, I can’t believe I just came up with 5 Reasons ShoeMoney May Be The Anti-Christ! Is it just blind luck or destiny that I’ve brought this to the World’s attention!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and see where that burning smell is coming from.
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1 Top 5 - Group Writing Project Day 2 // May 9, 2007 at 2:12 am
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2 Ali // May 9, 2007 at 6:10 am
LOL! I have to agree with you, you make some pretty good observations. Now we just need someone to take a picture of the 666 if it is on his head.
Great read, check out my group project blog post.
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4 Eli James // May 9, 2007 at 6:47 am
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7 Don // May 9, 2007 at 7:58 am
Hi Eli,
Thanks for stopping by. Honestly, the idea just came to me. I was going to post a pic of Shoe with some horns and a goatee, but ran out of time..lol
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11 Alden DoRosario // May 9, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Heh .. this has got to be one of the most hilarious posts I have ever read.
I’m even scared to laugh (at least till you identify that burning smell)
12 Wendy Piersall :: eMom // May 9, 2007 at 8:24 pm
OMG that was funny!
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*LOL* that is tooo funny!
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